I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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