come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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