So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
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you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
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Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
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