I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
