She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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