This is not my ceiling
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
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The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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