Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
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somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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