whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
even my farts smell like vagina
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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