So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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