How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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