So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
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Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
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There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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