After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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