The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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