so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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