i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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