Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
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