Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
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What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
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i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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