this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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