shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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