you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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