Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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