So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
We need to get me chipped asap
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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