I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
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A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
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Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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