Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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