4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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