at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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