It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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