I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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