what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
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I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
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I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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