just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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