we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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