Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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