Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
he laminated a picture of his dick.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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