The maid of honor just puked.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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