Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
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Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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