I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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