I am in a vortex of obligation.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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