Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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