so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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