is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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