He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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