you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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