The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
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She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
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Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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