I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
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Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
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I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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