I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
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I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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