So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
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I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.