I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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