Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
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If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?