I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
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We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
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She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket