yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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