I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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