Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
The best revenge is premature balding
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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