So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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