what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
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Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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