the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
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Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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