i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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