I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
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You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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