After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
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I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
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You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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