God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
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Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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